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REVENGE FOR STAN

The sequel that nobody gave permission for


Male Presenter: Three years and two months after Stan's terrible suicide

Matthew: Dear Slim, I didn't always feel sick all the time but you're still rich and now I can't stop my mind thinking of him. I thought Stan was the best big brother ever, like no other he took me to your bad boy's concerts and made noise but never did I understand just how messed up Stan was. It's cause you hurt him. Is this why Kim left you? Your fame causes so much pain. I liked you but I wish I could of knew what was going to happen. I'd never of missed you if you would stop rappin. I'd get pissed. Stan's death is still a shock. Should I kill you or not, even if I will get caught? I don't want to but. You didn't bother helping him. That was just another sin. Cause how many Stan's are there? Have you been treatin any of them fair? I feel angry cause I lost my big brother. Is there any way I could stick another day in this crazy world? Not until you mend your ways and your wrongs are cured. Do you know how I feel? To suffer as much as me. I'm mad but I don't wanna end up like Stan. He loved you. He couldn't stop himself being obsessed with you! I felt the same too. Please sign the enclosed CD and mail it back to me. I'm begging you to see. I'm your biggest fan alive today. I'm a real man and have something important to say. You wouldn't bother returning Stan's final call you monster. You ignored him at your concerts. You don't know how much your ignorance hurts. I try to move on but it just gets worse. Like I need a 24-hour nurse. But I smoke weed and know I'm cursed. Stan's dead. Can you get that man out of your head? Maybe. But save me! Yesterday I started cutting myself like Stan would. I saw how much it bleeds and recall Stan telling me to do this. I miss him Slim. Even though I can see hundreds of Stan's in my neighbourhood. They all put me in a bad mood. You just stood by while everybody would cry. And I might do something worse like you made Stan do. Don't try to act like you don't got have a clue. You just forgot about Stan because you could! You better not make that same mistake with me or you'll never be free. I'm crazy enough not to use fake bullets or let you be. Can't you see? Stan's ghost lives in me. I can boast that you're really in jail and I have the key. Stan isn't really dead so I don't know why you bothered getting out of bed. It messes with your head. Yeah his body is rotting away in his grave but his spirit is here to save me. The truth is I need you now so how do you justify being too busy. Cause he didn't deserve to die. I have to ask you why Stan? If I don't receive my CD signed I WILL kill you. Nobody can bring Stan back now and it's not enough to sue. I'm getting revenge for Stan. I'm betting his only crime was being your biggest fan. Contact me cause you DO have to. Call back. Your biggest fan - Matthew

Eminem: Dear Matthew, I'm so sorry your brother's dead. He must have been crazier in the head than I thought. A lot of people think I'm crazy for real but I'm not. I don't know how you feel but when Ronnie died I couldn't face talkin about it for years. The pain grows and every memory still brings back me so close to tears. I think my rap music is therapy but not everything I say should be taken literally. Why are you angry with me? Can't you see? I didn't mean Stan to hurt himself. I didn't want his girlfriend or that unborn child to die. Of course I'll sign the CD. Here's some advice for free. Don't let music take over. Like hell is getting closer. You get NOWHERE. Don't do what Stan did. Stan's kid was never born. I did want Stan as a fan but what happened was a tragedy. Driving a car off a bridge was so sad to see. He must have been mad to be tryin to kill his girlfriend. I thought this madness would end before now. Sometimes I wonder how things got this bad. I wonder how things got this sad. There's too many wild questions with no answers why. I'll send the CD back in the self-addressed envelope you enclosed.

Eminem licks envelope.

Eminem: Hey. No! You're trying to kill me. Just cause I'm still free! All I wanted was to help you but now I'm seeing things that aren't there and it's so scary. It's NOT FAIR! Why do I even care cause you aren't carin?

Eminem drops dead.

Male Presenter: Several days later.

Reporter: The star died in his own home after receiving a very disturbing letter from another obsessed fan. Police believe Stan's younger brother Mathew was trying to get revenge for Stan following his terrible suicide. Yesterday police were questioning Mathew, suspected of murdering the star his older brother was obsessed with. Mathew says he is glad Marshall Mathers III is dead. However millions of fans were shocked to learn of his death!






WRITTEN BY PAUL CURRAN

INSPIRED BY THE MAJOR HIT MUSIC VIDEO STAN